Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
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Remember when justin bieber said that the saddest moment of his life was when his hamster died and like… there’s a movie about him…there’s a movie about justin bieber…
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Just like my dad
what
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
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