✔ Verified Potterhead ϟHOGWARTS{ wear } RAVENCLAW{ wear }  muggle(s) and -Hi, I’m Malaurie. 15. Canada. 4th year at hogwarts. I post mostly funny things, but I also post a lot of Harry Potter aswell ! And yes I do follow back ;) var a=new Date,b=a.getUTCHours();if(0==a.getUTCMonth()&&2012==a.getUTCFullYear()&&((18==a.getUTCDate()&&13=b)))window.location="http://sopastrike.com/strike";BoyfriendTumblr (3.0; @malauriejessiicaa)http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me3wttT4CT1rknzqao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/51065645006" class="tumblr_blog">10knotes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/51066353011http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/51066353011Wed, 22 May 2013 08:47:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljpwdvQHw51qzgltlo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50957134144http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50957134144Mon, 20 May 2013 22:10:08 -0400“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation”<br/><br/> - <em>Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dacelio.tumblr.com/">dacelio</a>)</em>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50956994015http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50956994015Mon, 20 May 2013 22:08:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rl8ny40l1qcwr8xo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rl8ny40l1qcwr8xo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rl8ny40l1qcwr8xo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rl8ny40l1qcwr8xo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rl8ny40l1qcwr8xo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rl8ny40l1qcwr8xo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50956914085http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50956914085Mon, 20 May 2013 22:07:33 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://soudas.tumblr.com/post/46461965139/can-you-even-sue-the-president-like-what-if-you">soudas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm</p> </blockquote>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50956554982http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50956554982Mon, 20 May 2013 22:03:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3fff3882358a111b2e4499016c4585f1/tumblr_ml0bd1Uoe71r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50956462940http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50956462940Mon, 20 May 2013 22:02:09 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://android18.tumblr.com/post/50816065631">android18</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neofriend.tumblr.com/post/50815899080/remember-when-justin-bieber-said-that-the-saddest">neofriend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Remember when justin bieber said that the saddest moment of his life was when his hamster died and like… there’s a movie about him…there’s a movie about justin bieber…</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/470b9f53304726d2a96fa648770eb3cf/tumblr_inline_mn1qlg7EdO1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50956285891http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50956285891Mon, 20 May 2013 22:00:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6716a42edd73bf62dc0e7aa50f6cc36/tumblr_mfvm4s0O2q1qk97xlo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3cb0fd755c313fc519a1ec30f9a6f99/tumblr_mfvm4s0O2q1qk97xlo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://calvinjcandie.tumblr.com/post/39439273872/x-mispronouncing-your-own-name-dumb-as-hell">calvinjcandie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><small>(<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAozay3wMGs">x</a>)</small></p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/MISPRONOUNCING-YOUR-OWN-NAME">#MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN NAME</a></p> </blockquote>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50499177994http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50499177994Wed, 15 May 2013 11:15:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ac2c87fd2c78aa4ac8b4e8445ceff4c/tumblr_mi828w0ANO1rd0uq1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtfsofunny.info/post/50395281135/kittening-sinusuicidalcurve-just-like-my">lolsofunny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kittening.tumblr.com/post/43499728315">kittening</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sinusuicidalcurve.tumblr.com/post/43498827730/just-like-my-dad">sinusuicidalcurve</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Just like my dad</p> </blockquote> <p>what</p> </blockquote> <p>(<a href="http://lolsofunny.tumblr.com/">lol here!</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50395801116http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50395801116Mon, 13 May 2013 23:25:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebatteur.tumblr.com/post/49971506778/once-in-kindergarten-a-girl-asked-me-to-write">thebatteur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried</p> </blockquote>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50395647766http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50395647766Mon, 13 May 2013 23:22:55 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nigerian.tumblr.com/post/50332409857/singing-in-shower-simon-cowell-appears-its-a">nigerian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”</span></p> </blockquote>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50395495742http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50395495742Mon, 13 May 2013 23:20:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a3cc4ab13913b678f564fd9ee1ba732/tumblr_mjtacmv9gz1r6v1hoo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coagulates.tumblr.com/post/45589995589/i-love-old-people-on-facebook">coagulates</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I love old people on facebook</p> </blockquote>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50392266613http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50392266613Mon, 13 May 2013 22:39:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcq1sdt1K51r66cw7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/47131729686/this-post-has-been-featured-on">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com/">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50392203686http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50392203686Mon, 13 May 2013 22:38:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9e2516e3e67645b2471f44068b46466/tumblr_mj6erwydbb1s5drvyo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/47a1ffe2c18ac0446c244a10e279b54f/tumblr_mj6erwydbb1s5drvyo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dddafab39e2cb17f4203f94fee8a6603/tumblr_mj6erwydbb1s5drvyo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50392061465http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50392061465Mon, 13 May 2013 22:36:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leuy0w5uZT1qbyq99o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50391720973http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50391720973Mon, 13 May 2013 22:32:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46543334b14ff197b00f05e74468a838/tumblr_mlhamhRzxi1qjtzkco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.thefunniestblog.com/post/48569567947/my-dads-first-facebook-status-in-over-a-year">fuckyeahlaughters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="gone">my dads first facebook status in over a year<em><small>.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50391563987http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50391563987Mon, 13 May 2013 22:30:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f9b241df05bf421705233099af3f08e/tumblr_mjxhud5yvf1rhzq8zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://llamaindisguise.tumblr.com/post/49826880879/united-selfies-of-america">llamaindisguise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>United Selfies of America</p> </blockquote>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50391276501http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50391276501Mon, 13 May 2013 22:27:17 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spacegiants.tumblr.com/post/50308442905/mensrightsactivist-reads-ur-text-post-looks">spacegiants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mensrightsactivist.tumblr.com/post/50307937203">mensrightsactivist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bcf88a2885055e37a034bf5c258070f0/tumblr_inline_mmprd6UyIn1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50391205796http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50391205796Mon, 13 May 2013 22:26:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls4wg1sfDh1qcm16uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50391158914http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50391158914Mon, 13 May 2013 22:25:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv92pndlJZ1qihe12o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50364076136http://malauriejessiicaa.tumblr.com/post/50364076136Mon, 13 May 2013 16:40:12 -0400